The Noose Season 5

Disclaimer

We are not the news, we are The Noose.

1. Believing in us is like believing Rick Astley is
never going to give you up and Bananarama is
your Venus and your Fire.

2. Believing us is like believing Siri has all the
answers and your teacher does not.

3. Believing us is like believing
Cher is actually not a singer
but a way to address your teacher in school.

4. Believing in us is like believing your boyfriend
when he says he is just doing his job
after he slaps you in the face.

5. Believing us is like believing they deliberately
left out the ‘A’ when they named SMRT because
dropping vowels was cool back then.
SMART huh?

6. Believing us is like believing
the LTA will be issuing COEs for boats and other
floating devices in Singapore starting 1 April.

Any similarities to actual people, companies,
events or pets are purely coincidental.

And now, The Noose.

Noose 4

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