Principles of Management

(Narrator: One day, the housekeeper is doing his work when he came to Tom’s room. Tom is sleeping.)

Dick: Housekeeping?
Tom: …
Dick: HOUSEKEEPING?
Tom: Er no.
Dick: HOUSEKEEPING?
Tom: NO!

(Narrator: Dick is not pleased.)

Dick: Sir?
Tom: WHAT?
Dick: Housekeeping?
Tom: NONONO! Just come back later!
Dick: … Housekeeping?
Tom: GO AWAY! I never asked for housekeeping!
Dick: No. My boss specifically told me this room needs housekeeping.
Tom: NONONO JUST GO AWAY! GO AWAY OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!
Dick: You got a gun?
Tom: NO!
Dick: HOUSEKEEPING?
Tom: SHUT UP!
Dick: So I come in?
Tom: NO NO NO here very messy!
Dick: I come in anyway.

(Narrator: Dick unlocks the door and walks into the room.)

Tom: NO! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? I AM GOING TO TELL THE MANAGER!

(Narrator: At this moment, Manager Lala happens to walk past!)

Lala: What is the commotion?
Tom: This guy insists I called for “HOUSEKEEPING” and he forced his way into my room!
Lala: Is this true?
Dick: No.
Lala: Then what are you doing in his room?
Dick: Err… he called for housekeeping.
Tom: NO?!?!

(Narrator: At this moment, Alicia the neighbour came to the rescue.)

Alicia: Err you were supposed to clean my room.
Dick: Oh.
Tom: This is unacceptable. I am complaining to CASE.
Lala: Please don’t. We will give you 3 days free buffet service and free access to everywhere in the hotel during your stay.

(Narrator: END)

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